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November 2009

November 30, 2009

Minarets and Minorities

This is what happens when you put minority rights to a vote.

Switzerland is home to some 400,000 Muslims and has just four minarets.

And now, four is all it will ever have:

Swiss voters have supported a referendum proposal to ban the building of minarets, official results show.

More than 57% of voters and 22 out of 26 cantons – or provinces – voted in favour of the ban.

The proposal had been put forward by the Swiss People’s Party, (SVP), the largest party in parliament, which says minarets are a sign of Islamisation.

Good thing we never do that sort of thing here in America oh wait.

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Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be

The Onion strikes again:

Spurred by an administration he believes to be guilty of numerous transgressions, self-described American patriot Kyle Mortensen, 47, is a vehement defender of ideas he seems to think are enshrined in the U.S. Constitution and principles that brave men have fought and died for solely in his head.

“Our very way of life is under siege,” said Mortensen, whose understanding of the Constitution derives not from a close reading of the document but from talk-show pundits, books by television personalities, and the limitless expanse of his own colorful imagination.

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November 25, 2009

Colin Powell Is… Um.

Look! It’s Colin Powell! And he is… It’s Colin Powell, and I think he’s… okay, it’s Colin Powell doing something to his…

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November 24, 2009

At Least It Isn’t Pronounced “Libary”

“The design for George W. Bush’s Presidential Library was unveiled Wednesday in Dallas. It features a lantern-shaped roof that will glow at night.

Mr. President, I don’t want to make any more jokes about you being dumb, but you have to meet me halfway. Don’t build a library where the lights are on when no one is home.”

-Seth Meyers

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November 19, 2009

Yesteryear’s Cassandras

Critics storm that health care reform is “a cruel hoax and a delusion.” Ads in 100 newspapers thunder that reform would mean “the beginning of socialized medicine.”

The Wall Street Journal’s editorial page predicts that the legislation will lead to “deteriorating service.” Business groups warn that Washington bureaucrats will invade “the privacy of the examination room,” that we are on the road to rationed care and that patients will lose the “freedom to choose their own doctor.”…

John Taber, a Republican representative from New York, went further and said… “Never in the history of the world has any measure been brought here so insidiously designed as to prevent business recovery, to enslave workers.”

…The American Medical Association was vehement, with Dr. Donovan Ward, the head of the A.M.A…. declaring that “a deterioration in the quality of care is inescapable.” The president of the Association of American Physicians and Surgeons went further and suggested that for doctors to cooperate… would be “complicity in evil.”

The Wall Street Journal warned darkly in editorials… [that it] amounted to “politicking with a nation’s health.” It quoted a British surgeon as saying that in Britain, government health care was “crumbling to utter ruin” and suggested that the United States might be heading in the same direction.

Sound familiar?

Except these are all quotes about Medicare, from 1965, or Social Security, from 1935. And we know how tragically those two turned out.

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November 5, 2009

Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck

Breaking report from America’s Finest News Source. (Audio NSFW.)

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Trouble for the Maine Lobster Industry

Levicitus 18:22:

Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Same book, 11:10-11:

And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.

I look forward to the Catholic church spending $394,000 to ban finless, scaleless seafood in Maine. To do otherwise would be hypocritical.

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