Q. What is IFD XONK?
A. IFD XONK is IFD XONK.

Q. How can I understand IFD XONK?
A. Only through a proper understanding of the IFD XONK nature.

Q. Is IFD XONK some sort of religion?
A. Religion is not IFD XONK. IFD XONK is both outside religion as well as transcending it.

Q. Is "IFD XONK" some sort of philosophy, or the name of a school of thought?
A. No. IFD XONK is IFD XONK.

Q. What are the tenets of IFD XONK, or of understanding IFD XONK?
A. There are no "tenets". The truth of IFD XONK cannot be learned through tenets.

Q. How is IFD XONK pronounced?
A. Exactly as it is spelled.

Q. Isn't this whole page just you trying to sound "mystical" through rehashed Buddhist-like pronouncements?
A. Buddhism is but one of the sides of IFD XONK. IFD XONK is many and varied.

Q. How can I learn more about IFD XONK?
A. Send e-mail to ifdxonk@folded.com. Your message must contain the phrase "IFD XONK" in either the subject or body. Otherwise, your mail will be rejected, never to reach the truth of IFD XONK.
   Once you have sent this mail, you will receive information that will help to illuminate the reality that is IFD XONK.

Q. Is this page some sort of weird joke?
A. No. IFD XONK is not a joke. IFD XONK is IFD XONK.