I Ain't No Challah-Back Girl
[on back] This Schmutz is Mushuggah
[available in many styles]
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function sendToHeaven() {
if (man == 5) {
devil = 6;
}
if (devil == 6) {
god = 7;
}
return monkey;
}
[available on a variety of colors]
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Size Small
+4 to hide
-4 to grapple
[available as baby shirt or onesie]
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Size Tiny
+8 to hide
-8 to grapple
[available as baby shirt or onesie]
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They tried to make
me go to decaf, and
I said No, No, No
[available in many styles and colors; click as appropriate for light or dark]
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In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey.
[available in a variety of styles]
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Step 1: Destroy humanity.
Step 2: Enjoy yogurt.
[available on a variety of colors]
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Yankees Fans Make Me Cry
[available in a variety of kid's styles]
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Githyankis Suck!
[available in a variety of styles]
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War Is Not the Answer
You Forgot To Phrase It In the Form of a Question
The Correct Answer Is "What Is War?"
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class traitor
[perfect for your rich Democratic friends]
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Skateboarding Is a Crime
[many styles for black-on-white; t-shirt only for white-on-dark]
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All the following available in many styles:
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Fightin' Amish
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Fightin' Amish
(TIM University version)
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I Know Leon
[on back] ...doesn't everyone?
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I Scream You Scream
We All Scream For
Pork Loin
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