Unimportant Bio Trivia

Height: 187 cm (figure it out, metricophobes)

Weight: 84 88 90 kg (man, those postcollegiate years really take their toll, don't they?)

Eyes: Brown/Green

Hair: Brown, though I'm already greying.

Teeth: 29.

Immediate Family: my parents are both retired; my father William was a lawyer, and my mother Gail ran the Parking and Traffic bureau at Binghamton University. My sister Kathleen Wolin is a professor of public health at Loyola University.

Education: Bachelor of Arts from my beloved alma mater, Wesleyan University. Preceding Wesleyan's red-and-black was the green and gold of my less-beloved high school. (Yeah, I know, our mascot really should have been the "Virgins".)

Pets: My wife is a veterinarian, so I live with three zillion animals.
(I brought to the marriage two beloved spider plants, named Kateri and Isodore for self-evident reasons, and I inherited a tree of unknown palm-like species I've named Giles.)

Favorite Flavor of Jello: lime.

IFD XONK: IFD XONK.

Species: I am not a desert mouse.