What Has It Got In Its Pocketses?

In my coat:

• glasses case
• ChapStick (I'm an addict)
• a couple Tylenol & Tums
• gloves
• hat

In my jeans:

• in the watch pocket:
  • ChapStick (told you)
  • two quarters
• Nokia 6000 phone
• my keyring:
  • mini-MagLite
  • car key
  • apartment building key
  • apartment key
  • mailbox key
  • ADPhi house key (I'm a co-landlord, after all)
  • key from a tin of Spam
  • discount scan tag for Shaw's
  • discount scan tag for CVS
• my wallet:
  • driver's license
  • medical info cards (on von Willebrand's)
  • health insurance card
  • dental insurance card
  • Brigham & Women's ID card
  • AAA membership card
  • AAA bail bond card
  • Guest Privileges (Comfort Inn) card
  • ACLU membership card
  • AU membership card
  • NARAL membership card
  • keycard to get into my office's garage
  • keycard to get into my office
  • MasterCard
  • FleetBoston ATM card
  • Merrill Lynch ATM card
  • Men's Wearhouse charge card
  • 3 of my own business cards
  • Alicia DePietro's business card (in the vain hope I'll remember to call her. Editor's note: I never do.)
  • Video store cards (City Video, West Coast, Blockbuster)
  • Diesel Café "Buy 10, the 11^th is free" coffee card (with 4 stamps)
  • Diesel Café "Buy 10, the 11^th is free" sandwich card (with 9 stamps)
  • my lucky 1/3 of a dollar bill
  • a Band-Aid
  • a credit card receipt
  • three ATM receipts
  • $56